Tomatoes in the house=0

Potatoes in the house=2

Onions in the house=0

Mirchis in the house=0

Wheat Tortillas in the house=0

Feeling of satisfaction after having cooked a verrrrrryyy decent meal with resources exhausted = priceless.......

There are somethings money can buy( not can't as bro points out.....i want it to be this way)
...for everything else there's ________............u fill in the blanks!!! :)