I made this up myself and it gives u an idea about my corny sens of humor...marathi speaking people will hopefully figure this out....whether it will be appreciated or not....am not sure.....u have to get down to my level for that...:)

A man is selling 'alepaak' ( a sweet made out of jaggery and ginger)near the Wagah Border.....and he goes around the bunkers shouting loudly" 'aleeeeeppaaaaak'....'alleeeeeeeeepaaaak'....."
On hearing this all the soldiers of the Maratha Rifles regiment pick up their guns and point them towards the Pakistani border.......


I am not responsible for any brain damage caused to people who read this.....